bitterfic

Title: Entangled

Fandom: Inkheart

Pairing: Dustfinger/Silvertongue

Summary: For hours Dustfinger had lain awake on the narrow bed, surrounded by towering boxes of books, hoping for and dreading Silvertongue’s arrival.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 885

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content

Author’s Note: Set early on in Inkheart at Elinor’s house before Capricorn’s men arrive.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.


( Entangled )

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Unlucky

Fandom: Inkheart

Pairing: Mo/Dustfinger

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 200

Rating: PG

Warnings: None

Author’s Note: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #230: Curse.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Unlucky

Mo never thought of his ability to read people and things out of books as a talent or a power. To him it was a curse. A curse that had cost him his wife and made him a hunted man, forever running to stay one step ahead of Capricorn.

Dustfinger was, even more than Mo, the victim of this curse, trapped in a strange world, away from all familiar things. Mo would have given anything to put things right, to read the fire-eater back home but he couldn’t. He read aloud from Inkheart until his throat was raw and he was so exhausted the words danced on the page.

Nothing happened. Dustfinger was still there.

“Use your powers, Silvertongue,” Dustfinger pleaded. “Send me back where I belong.”

“I’ve tried,” Mo croaked in his ruined voice, then he broke down. He wept for his lost wife, for his motherless child, for Dustfinger, displaced from all he knew and loved because of Mo.

Dustfinger took Mo in his arms, gently stroking his dark hair.

“I thought you were a powerful sorcerer who’d done this to me,” Dustfinger finally said. “You’re not, are you? You’re just as lost and unlucky as I am.”

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Father Figures

Fandom: Torchwood/Dr. Who

Character: Jack Harkness with mentions of the Doctor 9-11, Rose and team Torchwood.

Summary: Father figures tend to let their children down.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 228

Rating: PG

Warning: Spoilers for Torchwood Season 2 and Children of Earth.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.


( Father Figures )

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Copperhead

Fandom: Crossover Revolutionary Girl Utena/Kill Bill

Pairing: Juri Arisugawa/Elle Driver

Summary: If the girl wanted to surrender her ego, to learn to live without pride, Elle was more than willing to accommodate her.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 500

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Violence, suggested sex.

Author’s Note: Written for slashtheimage prompt #27.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

( Copperhead )

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Iris, Messenger of the Gods

Fandom: Firefly/Serenity

Pairing: Inara/Saffron

Summary: Set post-Serenity. Inara was delighted to gain the attention of Ariel’s progressive new Prime Minister, the mysterious Iris.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 860

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Mild sexual content.

Author’s Note: Written for grdnofevrythng’s femslash porn battle for the prompt “Firefly, Inara/Saffron, trade secrets.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Tarnished Gold

Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena

Pairing: Touga/Nanami

Summary: Years after they have parted, Nanami writes her Big Brother a letter.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 434

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Incest, sexual content.

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Revolutionary Girl Utena, Touga/Nanami, don't leave me a witch.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Fully Integrated
Fandom: Fight Club
Threesome: Marla/Narrator/Tyler
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex, language.
Word Count: 159
Author’s Note: Written for drabble_a_trois challenge #39: Crack
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Away From the Mirror

Fandom: Dr. Who

Pairing: Rose/Donna

Summary: Set during the episode “Turn Left”, Rose helps Donna to deal with her fears.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 670

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Mild sexual content, disturbing imagery (the woman has a giant reality-warping beetle on her back).

Author’s Note: Written for grdnofevrythng’s femslash porn battle for the prompt “Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, looking glass."

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig
Title: On The Veranda
Fandom: Crossover Mad Men/True Blood
Pairing: Betty Draper/Pam
Summary: Betty Draper had the perfect life. The woman offered her a way out…
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 598
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some suggested sexuality and violence.
Author’s Note: Written for grdnofevrythng’s femslash porn battle for the prompt “X-over, True Blood/Mad Men, Pam/Betty Draper, "she was such a sad little human..."
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Best Interest

Fandom: Heroes

Pairing: Peter/Nathan

Summary: Nathan just wanted to stop Peter from doing something he’d regret.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 586

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content, incest, violence.

Author’s Note: I’ve only just started watching Heroes so this is set early on, in the first season, before Homecoming. It was written for the porn_battle prompt “Heroes, Peter/Nathan, regret.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity (dry-humping your brother is rarely a good decision). I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig

Title:  I’m Sorry Too

Fandom: Watchmen

Pairing: Laurie Juspeczyk (Silk Spectre II)/Janey Slater

Summary: After Jon leaves her Janey can’t shake the bitterness.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 464

Rating; R

Warnings: Sexual content, violence.

Author’s Note:  Written for the porn_battle prompt “Watchmen, Silk Spectre II/Janey Slater, apologize”.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Mexico (What Could Have Been)

Fandom: Reservoir Dogs

Pairing: Orange/White

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 188

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content.  Violence.

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Reservoir Dogs, White/Orange, Mexico (What Could Have Been).”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.
 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Fandom: Reservoir Dogs

Title: God Only Knows

Pairing: Orange/White

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 176

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content.  References to religion.

Author’s Note:  Written for the porn_battle prompt “Reservoir Dogs, White/Orange, Apartment.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Eat a Peach

Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire

Pairing: Renly/Loras

Summary: Riding to meet with his stern and disapproving brother, Renly would have very much preferred to have been back in bed with Loras. 

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 193

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content.

Author’s Note: Written for porn_battle prompt “A Song of Ice and Fire, Renly/Loras, peaches.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Sweeter Than Lemon Cakes

Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire

Pairing: Daenerys/Sansa

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 88

Rating: PG

Warnings: None

Author’s Note:  Written for the porn_battle prompt “Song of Ice and Fire, A, Daenerys/Sansa, lemon cakes.”  This is my first attempt to write in the Song of Ice and Fire universe.  I’ve only read through A Storm of Swords so Sansa and Daenerys have never actually met in the canon I’m familiar with.  Still, the pairing appealed to me so we have a drabble light on the plot, heavy on the pretty. 

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Pretend

Fandom: X/1999

Pairing: Seishirō/Subaru

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 170

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Allusions to sex and violence (including character death).

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “X/1999, Seishirō/Subaru, pretend”.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.
 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: A Rainy Day Adventure

Fandom: Little Women

Pairing: Jo/Laurie

Summary:  On a rainy afternoon, Jo decides she and Laurie should see what it’s like for him to be a girl and her a boy.  

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count:

Rating: R

Warning: Sexual content.  Crossdressing.  Completely out of character behavior.  Desecration of a beloved childhood favorite.

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Little Women, Jo/Laurie, crossdressing”.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Persephone or Hades

Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena

Pairing: Utena/Anthy

Summary: Utena dreamed that she wandered through an underworld of darkness and pain. 

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 354

Rating: R

Warning: Sexual content.

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Revolutionary Girl Utena, Utena/Anthy, pomegranates.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title: What You Don’t Know Can’t Hurt You…

Fandom: Inglourious Basterds

Pairing: Donny Donowitz/Hugo Stiglitz

Summary: A glimpse inside the world of Hugo Stiglitz.

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 240

Rating: NC-17

Warning: Sex, including water sports. 

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Inglourious Basterds, Donny Donowitz/Hugo Stiglitz, big.”

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

 

 

Author: Bitterfig

Title:  After the Fact

Fandom: Red Dragon

Pairing: Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Beta Reader: Fedink

Word Count: 171

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual content, violence.

Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Red Dragon, Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham, sudden rush of panic”.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.